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Remember Your Psalms

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped
and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg.
The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his
hand slide up her leg. She immediately says "Father remembers psalm 129."
The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is unable to remove
his eyes from her leg.
Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for the zillionth
time he lets the hand slide up the leg again. The Nun once again says "Father
remembers psalm 129".Once again the priest apologizes "Sorry sister but you know
the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way.
Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up psalm 129 it
said: "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY"

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