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Understanding Artisans

Lesson One

Two Artisans were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second Artisan replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second Artisan nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Lesson Two

To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the Artisan, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Lesson Three

A pastor, a doctor and an Artisan were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The Artisan fumed, "What's with these guys?

We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." [dramatic pause]

"Hi George, say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters who lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year!

We always let them play for free-anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The Artisan said, "Why can't those guys play at night?"

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