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Blonde Goes Hunting

A guy decided it was time to introduce his blonde girlfriend to the great outdoors, so he takes her hunting for the weekend.

They were pretty deep into the woods when he began to have horrible pains in his chest! The blonde began to panic ... "Are you alright? Are you alright?" But suddenly, the guy finally grabs his chest and falls over. Just before his eyes close he manages to mumble, "Call 911"

The blonde frantically grabbed the phone and dials the 911 operator. "You've got to help me," she screamed into the phone, "My boyfriend has had a terrible heart attack and he's not breathing! I'm here in the woods all alone and I think he's dead!"

The 911 operator goes, "Okay, you've got to calm down. I'm going to tell you everything you need to do."

"But I think he's dead!" she continued to scream.

"Okay ... before I can tell you what to do you need to calm down. Can you lay the phone down and make sure he's dead, then come back to the phone?"

The blonde screams into the phone, "Okay okay! Hold on ..."

There was silence on the line for a moment and then the 911 operator hears a loud "KABLAM!"

The blonde comes back on the line and says, "Okay, he's dead. What now?"

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