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Men

It's not so complicated!

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we
are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money are pigs.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money
and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us
when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's
our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature
into something you'd like to have dinner with.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! (Those would be the married ones.)

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