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Question and answer women 3

Q: I`m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it`s the flu, you`ll get better.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby`s sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: `Cause you`re fatter than they are.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she`s borderline irrational.
A: So what`s your question?

Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.

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