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I Am Sperm!

The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in
conception from the instructor. "As soon as you hear the
siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until
you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the
cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg.
Address it and say, 'I'm a Sperm.' She will answer, 'I'm an
Egg.' From that moment on you will work together to create
the embryo. Do you understand?"

The sperm nodded affirmatively.

Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the
siren. He wakes immediately and runs to the tunnel. A
multitude of sperm swim behind him. He knows he has to arrive
first. When he nears the entrance to the cavern, he looks
back and sees that he is far ahead of the other sperm. He is
able to swim at a slower pace but does approach the red,
sticky ball.

When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles
and says, "Hi, I'm a sperm!"

The red sticky ball smiles and says, "Hi. I'm a tonsil."

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