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Three Leroys

Three ladies, with boyfriends all named "Leroy" were at a bar when one of the ladies said, "I'm tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy, and her Leroy mixed up with your Leroy. Why don't we all name our Leroys after a soda pop? The other two ladies agree, and the first lady jumps in and says, "OK, then, let me go first.....I name my Leroy '7-UP' !" The other two ladies jump in and ask her, "Why 7-UP?" "Because my Leroy has 7 inches and it's always UP!" All three ladies holler and hoot and slap each other on the back, when the second lady says, "OK, I'm next....and I name my Leroy 'Mountain Dew' !" The other two ladies ask, "Why Mountain Dew?" "Because my Leroy can Mount and Dew me anytime!" All three ladies proceed to holler and hoot and slap each other each other on the back. The third lady then stands back and starts thinking and says, "You know, those two Leroys were good....but I'm gonna name mine Jack Daniels." The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? that's not a soda pop....that's a hard liquor!" The third lady shouts, "THAT'S MY LEROY!"

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