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Common traits in drunks

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I`m from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don`t say, I`m from Ireland too! Let`s have another round to Ireland."

"Of course," replies the second man.

I`m curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can`t believe it," says the first man. "I`m from Dublin too! Let`s have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary`s," replies the second man, "I graduated in `62."

"This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary`s and I graduated in `62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What`s been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O`Kinly twins are drunk again."

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