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Student ATM

As a poor student, these are things you definitely would NOT want to see happen at the ATM...

* You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper.", and ejects your card.

* You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says: "Account not found." and keeps your card.

* You insert your card, and try to get some cash, and the ATM laughs and spits out your shredded card.

* You withdraw some money to pay some bills, count it, and the screen says: "What, you thought there was some EXTRA there? HA!", and ejects your card clear across the room.

* You think you've got �100 in your account and go to take out �50, and the screen says: "Not in this lifetime." and laughs as you bang on the machine, trying desperately to get your card back that the machine has taken.

* You go to the ATM, and there's a picture of you a-la-"Most Wanted" staring forlornly at the ATM camera with a caption that reads: "Wanted for trying to get water from a dry well." -or-
"Wanted by the environmental police for creating unnecessary paper trash.

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