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A frog walked into a bank

A frog walked into a bank and went to talk to a loan officer named Patty. The
frog said, 'I would like a loan.'
Patty said, 'Well, sir, we can't give you a loan.'
'Why not?' asked the frog.
'Well,' said Patty, 'You're a frog.'
'I'd like to see the President of the Bank,' said the frog.
So Patty went and got the President. 'What seems to be the problem?' asked
the President.
'This woman says I can't have a loan because I'm a frog.'
'Well, do you have collateral?' asked the President.
The frog pulled a small glass elephant out of his
pocket. 'What is that!?' exclaimed Patty.
The President says, 'It's a knick-knack, Patty.'
Whack!!! 'Give the frog a loan.'

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